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Levi
Posted August 1, 2013 at 01:15

If I’m dead… I pulled this off my jar of lacto fermented hot peppers. This is only my second go at… instagram.com/p/ccsfw-ike2/

Levi
Posted July 18, 2013 at 09:43

I really have to start to remember to use #hashtags when I reply to stuff…

Pickles day 2

Ok, so I started a batch of homemade Pickles yesterday.  They are Lacto-Fermented (non-vinegar).  To explain what that is:

Lacto-Fermentation is a natural process, similar (systematically identical) to wine making, where the vegetables or fruits being fermented (cucumbers and carrots for my initial attempt) are placed in a saltwater brine solution with spices and allowed to soak in an oxygen restricted environment for a period of time from 3 days to upwards and beyond 6 months.  Under the oxygen restricted setting, harmful bacteria are not able to survive, however, the lacto bacteria thrive.  The good bacteria feast on the sugars in the vegetables or fruit and convert them to lactic acid (or alcohol in the case of using a sweet solution as opposed to salty).

For my experiment I am going to sample the pickles on the 4th day, provided I see positive signs of fermentation before hand, i.e. lots of bubbles being created in the solution.  Depending upon how the pickles taste at that time determines how much longer I will let them ferment.  The longer they sit at room temperature, the stronger (more sour tasting) they will get.  I prefer half-sour kosher dills so I will be stopping the process a lot earlier then some might. I expect them to be finished in a week at the most.  As I said in an earlier post, I will let everyone know how they turn out when the time comes.

The recipe I used is an amalgamation of numerous recipes I saw on the internet while researching, created on the fly as I was filling the jar.  I am going to include it below, not only for your reference, but also for my own so I can replicate it, or at least have it as reference for improving upon during the next batch.

 

BRINE SOLUTION

3 LITERS of water, brita filtered and then boiled for 30 minutes and let to sit until reaching room temperature (to remove any chlorine from the tap water, not as a sterilization procedure — if you have chemical free water (bottled or from a well, for instance), you can use it directly)

1/2 CUP (90 grams +/-) of atlantic sea salt, not packed down (you can not use iodized salt in fermentation)

1/4 CUP of pink himalayan rock salt

 

SPICES

1 LARGE onion, sliced

1 HEAD of fresh (not chinese pre-packaged) garlic, peeled, smashed and sliced

2 BUNCHES of fresh dill weed (maybe something like 1 or 1 1/2 cup if you chopped it up and squashed it into a measuring cup – half of a handful of stems)

1 Small (jalapeno sized) hot pepper, cut in half.  (I am not sure what type of pepper it is exactly, I have never seen them before.  It ‘looks’ like a jalapeno, but they are yellow and red, and do not ‘taste’ like a jalapeno, it isn’t habanero either and wasn’t the regular green chili we have here.  But is was really hot, so I threw it in).

1 TBSP of black peppercorns

1 TBSP of yellow mustard seeds

1 TSP of caraway seeds

2 LEAVES of bay

1 SERVING tea bag of london classic tea (Ideally you should use a couple of fresh grape leaves, however, I couldn’t locate any at the market and didn’t feel like walking around the neighborhood, so I had to use a ‘black’ tea, and that is what I had on hand)

*[You need to use either grape, horseradish, mesquite, oak, or black tea leaves in the batch to promote a crispy pickle; without any tannins in the mix the resulting vegetables will be soggy and not crisp.]

 

That’s it.  I filled up my 5 liter jug with washed cucumbers and carrots, as well as the remaining ingredients listed above, poured the brine over it all and capped it.

It started to leak a little today (*you should use a valve or not seal the jar completely or it will explode from the build up of carbon dioxide the fermentation creates), so I opened it up to remove some brine and I can tell you they smell really good so far; which prompted this post…

 

UPDATE: (18JUL13)

OK, instead of putting a new post for day 3, I am just adding it here.

I tried some of the pickles yesterday on Day 3, They were pretty good.  Not garlicky enough and kinda sweet, so I am hoping that at least the sweetness dies off as they soak a little longer and that they take on a stronger garlic flavor, however, it is possible I didn’t use enough.  Time will tell.

Aside from that, I replaced the empty space created by my eating with a couple of large, coarsely diced kohlrabi.  The more I eat, the more stuff I will add back into it.  I am considering pickling some eggs at the very end.

Levi
Posted July 15, 2013 at 21:17

Trying my hand at 5L of homemade lacto-fermented pickles. Let you know how they turn out next week :-) http://t.co/zmRbsyLbc0

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The Bridge

So, Just saw The Bridge (FX) and was pretty impressed so far.  I read a couple reviews that claimed the lead character’s emotional issues detracted from the story, but I disagree.  I mean, you have to have unique characters and she is normal enough that I think she is going to have a great arc over the season, assuming, of course, that it doesn’t get canceled like most of the other shows I enjoy.

Anyhow, The Bridge is definitely one to start watching, if you haven’t yet.

Summary: A crime drama set between El Paso, Texas and Juarez, Mexico that gets rolling when a dead body is found one night smack dab on the border between the two.  Two detectives, one from each side, reluctantly team up to try to determine what happened and why, which leads them to new discoveries, each stranger then the last.

(also, fyi, I would have linked to the FX Networks website, however, when I tried to view the page it said ‘This site is currently only available to viewers living in the United States.‘, so they can go fuck themselves).

SHARKNADO

So, this week there was a phenomenon. A 2-hour TV movie aired named ‘SHARKNADO‘.

Enough said?

In case not: It boggles my mind that a studio paid to make this.

UPDATE (17JUL13):

Ok, having now seen it, let me give my review. (there may be spoilers… if, in fact, such a crappy show can actually even be spoiled)

First of all, the only thing I enjoyed about this show was how the sharks during the bar scene make an ‘om nom nom’ sound when they are trying to eat someone.

Second, the green screen work was horrible and very noticeable throughout the entire thing.

Here are the bullet points for the rest of the story, too lazy to put in in proper conversation form :

  1. I couldn’t help but notice the ambulance with the kids from the bus never left to go to the hospital, or wherever it was supposed to be headed.  It was also eerily quite… if you are gonna send all the extras home, why not just move the ambulance off camera??
  2. Why, exactly, did the truck explode?  To my knowledge gasoline does not ignite when in contact with wet asphalt (or wet concrete for that matter).
  3. They seem to just make stuff up whenever they need to, i.e. as they speed down the road – her: ‘Slow down.’ – him: ‘We have to get there before they clear the accident.’ – her: ‘What accident?’ – him: ‘Oh, something I saw on the news…’. Then there is the random can of gasoline just sitting on the edge of the pool.  What the hell could that possibly have been doing there, if not solely a prop?  I guess it could have been a gasoline powered pool pump…
  4. The tornado sucks the pilot girl up like she was a piece of popcorn, yet our ‘hero’ can hold the unhinged tin door shut with his bare hands.
  5. I admit I did not know anything about shark physics until watching this.  To my surprise, if you shoot a shark that is being spun around inside a tornado, when it dies it will fall out of the sky.  I guess sharks get really heavy when they die…
  6. I guess the same physics that apply to sharks also apply to aerodynamics, which allow a helicopter to fly around unmolested inside a tornado.
  7. And lastly, assuming what he did at the end was even remotely possible, how did he not hit the girl with the chainsaw?

There were probably a lot more little things.  This is just a list of the most ridiculous ones that jumped out at me while watching.

Enjoy : )